Saturday, October 17, 2009

Wake up !

There is this really weird thing about alarm clocks - they never work. Or rather, they never work on the person intended.

I have seen umpteen number of people go out and buy alarm clocks. Of course, this becomes much easier since everyone today carries an alarm clock in their cellphones. And these cellphone alarms can be tuned to play the noisiest and most irritating tunes ever! But to what use?

The owner of the alarm clock never ever wakes up. This I can confidently say considering my experiences with my roomies and hostel mates. One of my roomies had an alarm tune that was so loud that it could be heard in another continent, but it failed to wake that person up. Yet another roomie would not even bother to open an eyelid and put the ringing alarm to a snooze. In my hostel, every morning I wake up to hear alarm tones of my neighbours. And then I go and bang their doors so that they wake up.

I think it must be something similar to the snoring phenomenon. Like how the person snoring is never bothered or disturbed whereas no one else can sleep peacefully.

Anyways, probably by experience, the alarm clock owners have realised and resigned to the fact that atleast someone else around will wake up to that noise. Ah! As long as the purpose is served...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

A Joyless Journey

A sailor lived by the high seas
A fable he once was told
Far away in the midst of the sea
Lay waiting a treasure of gold.

Set sail he did on his ship
With courage he left the shore
He knew he wanted to get there
Beyond which he knew no more.

He sailed and sailed his ship
Sailed with all his might
And one day so it happened
An island came into his sight.

It was a land of pristine beauty
Of beautiful sunshine and sparkling sand
Such beauty that one would feel
On earth, heaven had come to stand.

But this joy mattered not to the sailor
With disappointment and deject he left
The glitter of gold he sought
And he ended up feeling bereft.

He sailed and sailed afar
Many such lands he did see
When his treasure he didn't find
He left cursing their beauty.

Fierce and enormous, there came a storm
Against which the ship couldn't hold
Broke the ship into pieces
Drowning the sailor bold.

Reached the gate of God
And the sailor put his plea
"Oh Lord, one treasure I sought
Was it not meant for me?"

"Oh brave one", the voice replied
"The treasure that was meant for thee
Came to you many a time
You only should have enjoyed the journey."

Limerically yours - inspired by the exams!

This was created just before my midterms.

Exams I have from Monday
On books my mind doesn't stay
Subjects galore
Each one's a bore
Time to seek The Divine and pray!