Though I would love to feign interest in knowing how you are, the UP in the title actually stands for "Urinal Personality". One of the greatest gifts God has bestowed on men is the ability to get in and get done with their business without much ado. Quick as the process might be, it does allow room for some unique aspects. Through extensive research and err..observation, I have arrived at the various personalities that show up in a urinal.
The Gentleman
Takes center position. Stands close. Uses both hands. Aims right.
Comes in two versions - the one who stares straight ahead into an imagined oblivion; and the one who stares straight down.
Comes in two versions - the one who stares straight ahead into an imagined oblivion; and the one who stares straight down.
The PEE-ka-boo
The.one.dreaded.guy. Leaning and glancing to his left or/and(!) right, his sudden moves often catch you off-guard causing you to lose focus and well..miss YOUR target!
The Spitter
Comes with a terrific focus to eliminate wastes from multiple places. In an almost ritualistic manner, walks in and immediately summons phlegm from the deepest confines of his oesophagus, not sparing any chance to produce a wonderful assortment of sounds. Often leaves one wondering what his primary purpose in coming to the loo was.
The Dancer
Our man just can't stop gyrating to imagined tunes in his head. Goes about his job swaying his hips round and round and back and forth. No wonder that his favourite song typically is I-am-a-disco-dancer or Nakamuka-Nakamuka.
The Amitabh Bachchan
One hand on the waist. Posture tilted to one side. Naam hai Peehanshah. Hainn?!
Any more you think who can make the list?
