Proverbs Revisited

All that glitters is not gold
Just bored with the number of times that's been told.

Better late than never
Get it done by someone; that would be clever.

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder
Quick! Someone hide the plastic surgery folder.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch
Don't change clothes when the door doesn't latch.

Fortune favors the bold
Are we again discussing the glitter and gold?

Actions speak louder than words
Sure explains the sounds when i drop those turds.

A stitch in time saves nine
For my autograph, please get in the line.

Random Rap

Had written an impromptu rap as a comment a couple of months ago. Want to save that.